As you can see, I've changed my URL and blog title to "Rebecca Writes & Runs" to forewarn people of a topic they can expect me to blather incessantly on about in many posts to come now that I've discovered the joys of getting off my squashy bottom.
See, I've exhausted my supply of people who will listen to me about my recreational lolloping around the block without their eyes leaking their suppressed urges to hit me over the head with frying pans and other blunt objects... so I turn my attentions to you, my friend! Please feel free to imagine that I am standing a mere eyelash's length away from your face as I speak to you.
Mmm. So uncomfortably close.
....do you want a neck rub? ;)
No? Okay, then. I'll just tell you what's changed in my two whole moons of absence from Blogspot:
1. I've fallen (almost literally-I'm not the most coordinated wannabe athlete) head over heels (translate: arse over tit) in love with running. Running really slowly, but still running. I'm still overtaken by mobility scooters and people over the age of 90, but my head's in a different place. I've gone full on geeky about it.
2. I've completed a half marathon. I had to walk for some of it, but I lived to tell the tale to anyone willing and unwilling to listen. LOOK AT MY MEDAL!! Look at iiiit....
3. I've celebrated the fact that Krispy Kreme donuts are now finally available in Swansea by eating ALL OF THE DONUTS IN SWANSEA.
4. I also found out that every diabetic's favourite cereal Lucky Charms are also purchasable from a local supermarket after I thought they'd been outlawed in Britain for being too delicious.
...as you can see, all of these massive life events are either running or snack based. Not a lot has changed, really.
...Oh, and I got my first ever race t-shirt too! Wanna see my race t-shirt??
...I promise that my next post will be a little more structured and feature less of my boobless torso.